MAGGOTS LISTEN UP

MAGGOTS!

DO YOU LIKE POKEMON?
DO YOU LIKE WAR GAMES?
DO YOU LIKE YOUR MEN IN UNIFORM?
DO YOU RADIATE SWAG?

IF YOUR ANSWER IS YES TO ANY OF THE ABOVE THEN WE WANT YOU.
GET YOUR PANSY ASS OVER TO THE NEAREST RECRUITMENT STATION AND SIGN IT OVER TO STATE MILITARY.
FOR PAIN.
FOR GLORY.
FOR SWAGTASTIC PRIZES I MEAN LOOK AT THIS SHIT SOLDIER.

ARMY, TO GLORY!
AIR FORCE, BRING US FROM EARTH TO ASGARD!
NAVY, SHOW THEM THE WRATH OF THE SEAS!

RED PILL OR BLUE PILL MEN.
WHICH WILL IT BE?
THIS IS WAR SOLDIER! PICK WISELY!

Hint: Pick Blue. They're bringing sexy back. B3

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This advertisement brought to you by Team Sexy Johto featuring Chuck Norris Commander Sexypants Brigadier General Frank Johansson and his Coalition of the SexyWilling, sponsored by copious amounts of sugar, one sleepless night and several hours of Candymen.

SEXYCAST:

Frank Johansson ~ *Awesome-Vince
Rory McClain ~ *KestrelWings
Mathis Montague ~ Myself, fools B3
Nathan Stiles ~ ~PinstripedFedora
Marco Renario ~ ~Darkana-D
Tommy Monte ~ *ZippyFerret
Frederick Curtsinger ~ ~DigitalCreation

Minna Orla ~ ~Hukuzo
Victoria March ~ ~fangurley
Bonnie Vincent ~ ~Unbegun
Elia Saltzman ~ ~NevermindThis
Irene ~ *minaraye439

Notes:
- MINAAAAA I'MSORRYIFIDIDN'TGETYOURCHARACTERRIGHT DDDDD8
- Elia pulls off the Rosie Riveter pose due to her background as a frail, sickly little waif before she signed up to kick ass and take names. WHY CAN'T YOU DRAFT-DODGING PANSIES BE LIKE HER?
- Frank dear lord is that what you're hiding underneath that uniform?
- Rory, this is a razor. Use it wisely.
- Mathis, pants below the hipline. No. Bad Mathis.
- Dat Flag. I liked the Blue-Green-White color scheme but putting a Silver Lugia on the goddamn thing didn't work.So have a wonky golden Phoenix instead XD;;;
- I you all <3

NOW GET BACK TO WORK ON THOSE TRENCHES!